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Dear BYU professors of which are currently teaching me,

Thank you so much for letting me eat in your classes. The two and three hours that I would have without food would most definitely hinder my learning and presence in your class. I could think of many possible situations that could occur without the proper yumminess in my body during your class time. Namely head bobbing, blank stares of out-there-ness, lack of friendships including me in the class, overall happiness, stomach noises, sunken cheeks...ya know that kind of stuff.

I understand now that celery and opening plastic bags are a bit distracting and I will keep those to a minimum, but please understand if I have a craving of celery. It happens sometimes. I will also try to share my yummies with a neighbor from time to time considering I like the wonderful girls in my classes.

Also, on a side note I would appreciate it if you considered letting me wear sweat pants to class occasionally. I know I'm supposed to be practicing my professional look for the classroom but some days it is quite exhausting. I promise I won't wear the ones I wore to bed.

Thanks again for your love for me and appreciate for food.

Sincerely,

Karalee

Evidence of my LOVE of food